Zombie Scare

Generic Trenchcoat Man has decided to postpone his official change in status due to a lack of support.

Today, I helped out a side character who was lost. I mysteriously gave him a map and told him "Your destiny lies before you." His destiny lies before him.

Zombies attacked the middle of Mysteria today. I obviously had to help fend them off. They were not too difficult, but I saw a little child with a cell phone. I feared that he was going to take a picture of my generic face, so I stared at him angrily. He took the hint and ran away.

Close call. I can't have the enemy knowing my identity.

-GTM

GTM wants to be a Superhero

Hello faithful followers.

I found a website that actually chronologues active superheroes. Unfortunately, I was not yet on this website. I must find some way to mysteriously add my name to the list of real-life superheroes. But I need your help.

Here is my audition slate:

Name: Generic Trenchcoat Man

Costume: Grey Trenchcoat, sunglasses. Black dress shirt/pants/shoes.

Secret Identity: Unknown, although it is rumored he is a piano teacher.

Powers: Is in every movie ever made. Many people can be the GTM, but there is only one GTM. Able to appear anywhere in the world at any time. Able to shadow-clone himself to make an army of GTM's. Extreme mysteriousness. Limited martial arts (after all, if he were a master of martial arts, he would be teaching in a dojo and not running around in a trenchcoat.)

Goal: Unknown.

Base: Unknown.

So what do you think my readers? Can I become a real, chronologued superhero?

-GTM