New Sidekick!

Hello there, faithful fans!

I would like to inform you all that I now have a side kick:

Puffy Coat Boy!

His puffy coat allows him to survive in the tundra. It also hides his identity with its massive hood. Of course, he also exists in the realm of mysteria, as do I.

He looks like this:

Until next time

-GTM

Zombie Scare

Generic Trenchcoat Man has decided to postpone his official change in status due to a lack of support.

Today, I helped out a side character who was lost. I mysteriously gave him a map and told him "Your destiny lies before you." His destiny lies before him.

Zombies attacked the middle of Mysteria today. I obviously had to help fend them off. They were not too difficult, but I saw a little child with a cell phone. I feared that he was going to take a picture of my generic face, so I stared at him angrily. He took the hint and ran away.

Close call. I can't have the enemy knowing my identity.

-GTM

GTM wants to be a Superhero

Hello faithful followers.

I found a website that actually chronologues active superheroes. Unfortunately, I was not yet on this website. I must find some way to mysteriously add my name to the list of real-life superheroes. But I need your help.

Here is my audition slate:

Name: Generic Trenchcoat Man

Costume: Grey Trenchcoat, sunglasses. Black dress shirt/pants/shoes.

Secret Identity: Unknown, although it is rumored he is a piano teacher.

Powers: Is in every movie ever made. Many people can be the GTM, but there is only one GTM. Able to appear anywhere in the world at any time. Able to shadow-clone himself to make an army of GTM's. Extreme mysteriousness. Limited martial arts (after all, if he were a master of martial arts, he would be teaching in a dojo and not running around in a trenchcoat.)

Goal: Unknown.

Base: Unknown.

So what do you think my readers? Can I become a real, chronologued superhero?

-GTM

GTM Update

Being generic is hard work.

Today, I followed the young hero through the streets. Somehow, the hero saw through my generic disguise and began to run away. I gave chase, looking very mysterious in my trenchcoat.

Unfortunatly, it is very hard to run in a trenchcoat, so I lost sight of the hero. He was probably hiding around the corner. No matter, my chase has sent him on the right track, or at least the track I want him to be on. Very soon he will be meeting the leaders of the young rebellion, and will doubtlessly join them.

But, farther away from the plot, I recovered my breath and walked to a coffee shop, where I bought a donut and some orange juice.

-GTM

Who is the Generic Trenchcoat Man?

Hello Everyone,
This is the Generic Trenchcoat Man. My past is mysterious. In fact, everything about me is mysterious.

This blog is entirely for fun, so no matter how generic or mysterious it becomes, you must not become alarmed.

I must go...and do mysterious things.

-GTM