There's not much crime in the winter. This is because criminals usually don't have the common sense to wear a coat. They seem to run around in leather jackets, even when it snows.
For this reason, I, the Generic Trenchcoat Man, have not had much business to attend to. To compensate, I have decided to do mysterious good deeds around the city. To those of you who faithfully follow my epic journey, I charge you to also do at least one mysterious good deed per day. This way, we are sure to mysteriously make the world a better place.
