Being generic is hard work.
Today, I followed the young hero through the streets. Somehow, the hero saw through my generic disguise and began to run away. I gave chase, looking very mysterious in my trenchcoat.
Unfortunatly, it is very hard to run in a trenchcoat, so I lost sight of the hero. He was probably hiding around the corner. No matter, my chase has sent him on the right track, or at least the track I want him to be on. Very soon he will be meeting the leaders of the young rebellion, and will doubtlessly join them.
But, farther away from the plot, I recovered my breath and walked to a coffee shop, where I bought a donut and some orange juice.
-GTM